When FOX News and Jon Stewart Unite

THIS IS NOT COMEDY Yesterday, while I was trying to listen to my songs, I heard someone say that it's all his cock again. So I gather that another fraud show has been kicked off the air and this person wants you to think that it's not because of my online efforts so that you will think it's acceptable to steal my work and/or contradict my truth. They don't want me to be successful with my own songs, they want another Crystalids now. Let me tell you how you can silence these people who you can thank for all the lying, cheating fraud you've been getting from your broadcasters in the last twenty years. The hinge that attaches the jawbone to the skull is very delicate and easy to snap. Don't use a closed fist. You catch the person on the side of their chin with your open palm. Put your elbow into it and I assure you that they won't be opening their mouths for a long time. It's the only way to shut them up. I plan to be successful with my music and so I don't care if I look bad in my comedy videos. Looking bad helps comedy videos. And musicians are not exactly necessarily very good looking. Some of them are ugly - unless you believe in FOX News. Speaking of FOX News, do they recall when I first shared my video The Lunar Triangle on YouTube? Why did they want you all to think that was Jon Stewart instead of me? You people think the networks are against each other when they are all conspiring against you to lie to you and cheat you. So FOX News, you supported Jon Stewart with the videos and blogs he stole from me because you like to lie to your viewers about who knows how to humiliate you the best. You know why people liked my work when I first shared it, FOX News and CBC? Because I have a personality. That's my personality that you carved up and handed out to all your corrupt stars. You even had Jon Stewart mimicking my accent. FOX News and CBC, how much money would I make right now if I could charge all your viewers for coming to this account and reading this post? How much more money would my Insidious make compared to Nickleback's song? How much more money would Nonchalant make compared to the Rolling Stones' Brown Sugar? You're a corporation, right? Don't you like money? How much money would I make from sitting down and authoring another epic poem, like my Octiverse which you handed over to corrupt stars to tear to pieces with their TV shows? Oh, but it would be clean money, right? And you apparently prefer to make dirty, filthy crime money from committing greasy fraud and insulting the intelligence of all my millions of readers. You want them to think I have the problem. Whatever problem I have, at least I didn't have to go to prison like your stars and news hosts. Rock radio stations, have you seen my 2016 video post Positively Electric? Remember when I first shared it back in 2007? Remember how I mocked the cellphone users in that 2007 video? Did you see how I gasped just before I went into that bit, as though something grabbed me by the brain and forced me down my previous intellectual path as I was shooting? What are you doing to my brain with your foul crimes? Why did I have to post this video again? Did someone steal it? And have you seen my re-posted video Corporate Punishment? Remember how I talked about what a negligent fucker your employer must be to leave you poisonous trolls in charge of the broadcast transmitter while he goes out to get his big, silly smile? Did someone think I said that for a laugh? I'll include it at the top of this post with an extra heading so there is no more confusion about it. And I want the prick who stole it flayed alive. And I hope I can get anyone who was in on this crime fired before I take over my job that no one else knows how to do without breaking the law. Which shows got cancelled? Saturday Night Live? I'm still going to sue everyone. They don't have to be on TV to answer for their crimes.
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