No Time for Practice

THIS IS NOT COMEDY Oct 26/2016: Okay Corral I know that my loyal readers were very supportive of my campaign to abolish Saturday Night Live and if that show has finally been kicked off the air, I would like to thank them for taking the trouble to send NBC all that hate mail on my behalf. God bless you. And now if only I knew the name of this person who wants everyone to think that the TV show that committed the largest number of offenses against my copyright was cancelled over someone else. And did I hear myself being called a thief again this afternoon? And who the hell muttered that insult as I walked by him outside the library this morning? He looks like someone who would be killed in other, more sensible countries that want to protect their populations from crime. It's too bad my video broke up in the above example of me discussing how brutal my experience has been as I face countless enemies by myself. I hope you heard me say how I spend every summer being hated so that some new asshole can have a chance to be the next Crystalids and how it always ends with the thief getting arrested after my whole summer has been ruined. And I said in one spot that fell apart that I always knew you had to be strong to be a public figure but they just keep heaping it on and heaping it on with their criminal abuse. And how many dozens of times have I now complained about hearing that it was all someone else's cock? Each time was a violation of my work and my image. How many scores of times have I had to defend my image from false accusations of crime now? You see how they just want me to die of their criminal abuse? Oh, I'm a just a thief now? What happened to being a car thief? What happened to being a song thief? Did you know that it's against the law for you to tarnish my image? Why do you call me a thief and let people like 'Janis' rob my music? Why do you call me a thief and let people like your 'Blondie Hateful' steal my music? Why do you call me a thief and let Nickleback and the Crystalids and Roxanna steal my songs? Why do you call me a thief and let those monsters on TV steal all my blogs? Is it because you think nothing will happen to you for it? I have long arms and I don't need the TV to agree with me to have my way with you. Maybe we need to make a public example of you on the web. Gee, I guess it's time for me to defend my fucking reputation again instead of being able to practice my music. I am basically honest. First off, why do they need to call me a thief so bad? That's really obvious. What 'dirt' did they try to dig up on me? Did I include my job at Westone Distribution in my resume? That was the one I got from a friend in my web design class. It was a warehouse that sold tobacco accessories and glass vases with glass stems in them. I got off on the wrong foot with their supervisor because she was Jewish and I had just seen the movie the Empty Mirror about Hitler and she thought that made me a Nazi. (She was a stupid Jewish person.) She just didn't like the way I looked, typical snob, and decided to get me fired. She told me the staff were allowed to help themselves to the products. I decided to take home a vase. Then she got me fired for 'stealing'. Is that the fucking crime I'm being accused of now after a Dateline NBC host went to prison for lying about me on the public airwaves? Grab the liars and force them to clean up their filthy mess of lies. And I hope that Westone supervisor is in Hell now.
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