Posterior Deflections

Before I get into my daily topic, which is bound to turn out better if I type it in here, rather than winging it all onto a video, at least in terms of framing my sentences, let me ask the staff of Nasco Staffing if there are any more big stars that they can point to on TV or in the movies to say that I am a weak and powerless 'dud'. Or are they all gone because of - according to you - someone else's 'cock'? Have you changed your name yet, like WEA changed theirs to Warner and the FOX changed their name to CFOX? Whose cock made them change their names when they are both involved in these crimes against me? Not mine, right? Are you going to try to get all the fallen stars a big gig in Vancouver at the Queen Elizabeth Theater now to help them look innocent when they're guilty? Are you going to try to sell their dirty DVD's and recordings to keep them popular when they should be hated? Why are you allowed to stay in business? I was called an ass last night and I had to laugh out loud when I heard it. It was right after I posted my last blog where I complained about Canadian history being boring. Canadian history is boring. Our country is too young to have an interesting history. I love history, but I prefer ancient history or European history, though Americans have done a great job coloring their short history to make it more appealing. Canadian history is like American history but without the special effects. I compensate for this, here and there, in my parodies of the CBC series, Canada: A People's History, and if these works of mine were well received, then it proves my point here. And if you're calling me an ass for saying Canadian history is boring, you're calling everyone who liked my parodies of Canadian history an ass. And if I'm an ass, at least I'm an ass who can make his point without breaking the damn law like those frauds you wanted everyone to worship as idols for stealing my work. Perhaps I was called an ass for my remarks about instrumental music, which arose from the annoying behaviour of transistor radio assholes who probably receive crack money to walk by me with their stupid sets as they play some new broadcast insult for me to absorb when I avoid radio broadcasts. Actually my criticism of instrumental songs is based on my knowledge of song writing, something this industry has failed to acknowledge or even respect in the slightest degree. Because I know how to play musical instruments, I can tell people who don't know how to play them that once you learn how to play the instruments, the musical side of any rock song you write can all be completed by one person in a matter of four to eight hours to get the bassline, guitar, and drums all recorded. Then the lyrics take anywhere from twelve to forty hours to write. The lyrics are the hardest part of the song. And if a band has poor lyrics, they are either dumb or lazy. (There is such a thing as good dumb lyrics, however, if they suit the song.) If they have no lyrics, their music is easier to write than songs that have lyrics. I don't think I should be called an ass for stating a fact.
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