The Mounting Count

I probably still need to make a couple dozen more of those talking videos to catch up with what I had in my old jreamer account on YouTube back in 2007. Seeing myself in those again has added yet more detail to my memory from that year. I recall browsing YouTube and seeing my videos being acted out by strange faces and complaining about it like I did in my In My Own Words video. Someone, a woman, I think, plagiarized my story about my bed catching on fire and putting it out with a shower massage when I first shared it. (That story was clearly fabricated for comedy so I fail to see how it could offend any ambulance drivers.) Out of all the videos I've made of myself in the last few weeks, the only possibly new one - to others - is my last one about being a test subject. I might not have felt secure enough to share that back in 2007 because I was still new. That's the kind of joke you can only get away with once people have gotten to know you. Now I recall being frustrated by not being able to see my real views on YouTube so that I would know I wasn't crazy. And I checked out some of the music columns and they were bashing the hell out of art rock music and any band I'd said I liked. It wasn't long before I erased my account and my songs took over the rock radio with twenty different bands playing them. I improvised my videos to show my readers how I produce the content for my blogs and then the ones who stole my blogs started stealing my videos. Here I am, working off the top of my head, and people think it's contrived. I'm being myself and people think I'm trying to be Jon Stewart. Why don't you track down how I wrote about FOX News in my 2010 statement the Republic of Who? I think that's actually a rewritten statement from 2007. I've been mocking FOX News by myself for a very long time. And now I think they and their media buddies are a really dirty bunch of crooks. Who won the election? I was thinking about those real estate grabs that were so big when those fraud bands were playing on the radio and those fraud stars were on TV and in the movies, all with work they stole from me. And isn't that Trump's background? Real estate? I wrote all my initial one thousand complaints of copyright violations under President George W. Bush. That was five terms ago now. These broadcasting snobs would have treated any one of us the same way I was treated. All they want you to do is love people who commit crimes with my beautiful work. And they want you to hate my guts for making you feel good. I can't believe they're allowed to stay in business when they are so damn destructive. Pay special heed to the videos I mention in the above post. TV shows from FOX, Comedy Central, HBO, and NBC all had DVD box sets of their crimes on the shelves as late as 2013. If you see any show performing my blogs, it is fraud. If you see anyone else with my video content, it is fraud.
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