See through the Idolatry

THIS IS ALL COMEDY Oct 29/2016: Idol Chatter I'm going to see if I can blog all of my recent YouTube posts before I make any more videos. I need to clear up copyright issues on every one of them because they are all repeat videos from 2007 that were stolen from me. I will now shift my focus from the radio people to the TV people with my inquiries. So who stole that line I came up with about people who want Rommel's picture in their tank just for the photograph? Was it Jay Leno or someone like that? Where is he now, by the way? And where is Saturday Night Live? How do you like these workers who want to mock me when Saturday Night Live is allowed to stay on the air and then who deny my direct involvement when the show is kicked off the air? How would you all like to be surrounded by a gang like that for ten years? So you TV people would know who committed the fraud with the joke I made here about Rommel's uniform. And who stole the joke I made about worshiping the most high God? I'm asking you TV people. This video is over nine years old. Someone stole that joke. Was it the same person who stole the Rommel joke or did you let them tear this video apart between two different offenders so you could accuse me of being a hack when I rewrote it? How would my readers like to suffer this kind of treatment from their TV and radio? I bet they'd start wearing earplugs to avoid the noisy corporate broadcasts like I do. Did you locals see the way the classic rock station started pushing Rolling Stones music the day after I shared this video? Do you think it had something to do with me saying it was okay to idolize Mick Jagger? Why do they need me to say it's okay first? This is a comedy video and I wouldn't take any of the remarks I say in it very seriously. I was stoned out of my mind for it - both times. Oops! Is that okay? Maybe George W. Bush wants to throw me in prison now to make an example of me like he did with the arch-criminal, Tommy Chong (joke). I want any and all outside copies of this work erased from the web and removed from store shelves. And I want the offenders punished for their violations of my copyright.
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The Roots of Web Fraud

THIS IS NOT COMEDY - except for my Scotch humor - very tolerant people, by the way: Oct 26/2016: Scotch Whiskey Hey, rock radio stations, you see the way I have to blog my videos after I post them to help my readers see which are comedy and which are serious? That's because when I make a serious accusation against you and your co-conspirators in the crimes against me, you get someone to tell them it's all a joke. It's not all a joke. Let's look at the above video post. First of all, who the hell was that guy reading from a list of my songs and showing extra enthusiasm for some of them in 2007 after I first shared this video? It wasn't me and he was carrying on like they were all his songs. His theft of this video was on YouTube after I erased my account and I saw it and complained about it on Blogger. And then what did you do? You see how I have to put extra effort into convincing my music fans that I love my music after your helpers go around and tell them all that I reject it? Why the Hell would I reject something that I worked so damn hard to create? But what do they know about hard work, eh? So who was that creep? And is he still on the internet? He better not be. I was quite shocked to hear that he came from a Scottish region and that his father fought in a Scottish regiment. What an astonishing coincidence. Is it true? Or did he take my real life and turn it into comedy-fiction to facilitate massive fraud with your full support? Now you've done it, you've pissed off the Scots with your filthy crime. You'll reap a whirlwind from that. Believe me, I know them.
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Remember This?

THIS IS NOT COMEDY: Oct 28/2016: Rock radio stations, how did you manage to make your listeners hate me after you took my music and made them feel so good with it and now they know it was my music? Shouldn't they like me if I'm the one who wrote the songs they liked the most on the radio? Or are you telling them that they like something else better when they don't? Like Janis's boring band, for instance. She stole Juice from me, right? Does she do a lot of instrumental music? It's great for people who don't read enough books to write good lyrics, but not very commercial. People find guitar solos boring when they go on too long. They need a good vocal track and words to help drive home the melody and the message. This has been industry fact from the beginning of your business: you make less money with instrumental music than you do with a good vocal song. Do you think you're going to lie your way out of it now with a boring band that no one can trust? Do you rock radio staff recall when I first posted the above video in 2007? It must have been when I still thought I was going to get fair treatment from you. Why did I see another person's face in this video after I made it? Is that the person you told everyone to credit for this video of mine? Why did you do that? It's an important informational video for my music fans. You guys know who my fans are, right? They were those girls that you sent over to your fake stars to have sex with. Have any of you staff ever posted any popular work of your own on the web? Do you know how it feels to have your fans loving someone else for your work? It feels like you've been raped from head to toe. And the women come to you after and talk about how he won't brag about straddling your chicks anymore. It's a total fucking nightmare. How could you do that to me? It's too bad my Okay Corral video broke up on the part where I say that this summer was a carbon copy of last summer - except it was a different band spewing the hate against me. I'm talking about your Janis's boring bullshit band, your latest hate hero. How's she doing? Are you telling your gullible listeners that she's popular? I know better. As you lie and lie and lie about me, it is clear to me that you can't come to my home like you really want to and cut my throat in my sleep. I am protected from your murderous designs in every way but one: suicide. You want to keep heaping on the obscene criminal pressure on me by helping every fraud band you can into a prison cell with my music. You use these stupid wannabes as pawns to throw against me. But I'm a helluva lot stronger than you ever thought I was. My subconscious saw you clowns coming when I was only ten years old and has been preparing me to withstand your evil onslaught all my life. It's your own copyright protection system letting you know it works and that it works against you and your crimes. It is good news for real artists when I come here and bash the living shit out of your crooked, culpable music stations who owe me so many millions of dollars and leave me lingering in poverty. Much as I want to kill myself, I just can't let you evil bastards win this fight. I don't think God would forgive me for letting you creeps swarm all over my corpse and make another fortune over my dead body. You don't deserve to make money. You cheat. You should all be unemployed and the new staff should be a lot friendlier towards the talent than you have been. As long as my readers know that the media can't kill me outright like it wants to because I'm copyright protected - otherwise I would be dead as soon as I got up from this chair. They are an arrogant and murderous lot of filthy criminals and children would be well advised to avoid their corrupting influence, especially with respect to the 'stars' they offer as role models. It wouldn't just make my life easier, but it would help children to stay out of prison when they grow up. I guess I care about their futures more than the broadcasters.
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FOX News Hates

THIS IS COMEDY Nov 1/2016: THIS IS NOT COMEDY Oct 21/2016: Do you people remember when Jon Stewart appeared on FOX News's Crossfire? What was Jon Stewart doing on FOX News after he bashed them so publicly with my work? He was helping them to look fair and balanced. I think FOX News threatened to expose Stewart's fraud if he didn't go on their station and help them to pick up extra viewers. I bet they did the same thing to George Carlin, another FOX News critic with my words. These FOX News clips were very popular on YouTube. I saw them, myself. I bet their sponsors paid extra money for them. FOX News would have wanted these guests to be against them for the interview. That was why Jon Stewart said that they were hurting America. That was what FOX News wanted him to say. And it's true. Aiding and abetting massive fraud made out of my honest web posts is absolutely destructive. George Carlin said that they were a right-wing network. Is that all? Both of these guests helped to boost FOX News's ratings with their appearances but nothing substantial was achieved in their discourses. Because Jon Stewart's name reappeared since I re-posted some of my old jreamer videos from my first YouTube account, I must assume that he stole my YouTube videos. If he stole them, they were popular. And if they were popular, FOX News would have known all about them. So let's examine these videos now from a FOX News point of view. In the Lunar Triangle, I start out by slurring my s's because I just finished smoking a big, fat joint. FOX News HATES marijuana smokers - like Tommy Chong, who's also Chinese like myself - joke. I told an exaggerated story and suggested it as something FOX News would broadcast. I just improvised it all off the top of my head, though it turned out the same way twice. Did Jon Stewart steal this, FOX News? And then you wanted him to be on your network to help boost your ratings by making you look fair and balanced while you aided and abetted his fraud with my video. He stole the other video, I'm displaying here, too, didn't he? He pretended to be reading my 2007 and 2010 post about nonchalant girls. (It's currently in my transfer blog lgkhjkl - sp? - under the title Funny Girls and not in my statements index. Sorry.) Did you want him to have sex with my fans so that I would feel that horrible implant pain and commit suicide? You people are even nastier than you appear in front of your cameras. How do you like my last video about being on disability? You HATE people on disability! You HATE the poor! But you LOVE crime! When I say Jon Stewart is a shaved dick pervert, it's because I received information that he was photographed naked when he was arrested and incarcerated in 2013. That's why I'm allowed to say it. I can support it with evidence. Now, this person who called me a thief, yesterday, where is your evidence? You better have evidence for your accusation because if you don't I'm prosecuting you for defamation and throwing you in Hell with all your crooked star heroes. No one likes FOX News except their warlord sponsors. And I wonder how they expect me to ever go on their network and boost their ratings now.
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No Time for Practice

THIS IS NOT COMEDY Oct 26/2016: Okay Corral I know that my loyal readers were very supportive of my campaign to abolish Saturday Night Live and if that show has finally been kicked off the air, I would like to thank them for taking the trouble to send NBC all that hate mail on my behalf. God bless you. And now if only I knew the name of this person who wants everyone to think that the TV show that committed the largest number of offenses against my copyright was cancelled over someone else. And did I hear myself being called a thief again this afternoon? And who the hell muttered that insult as I walked by him outside the library this morning? He looks like someone who would be killed in other, more sensible countries that want to protect their populations from crime. It's too bad my video broke up in the above example of me discussing how brutal my experience has been as I face countless enemies by myself. I hope you heard me say how I spend every summer being hated so that some new asshole can have a chance to be the next Crystalids and how it always ends with the thief getting arrested after my whole summer has been ruined. And I said in one spot that fell apart that I always knew you had to be strong to be a public figure but they just keep heaping it on and heaping it on with their criminal abuse. And how many dozens of times have I now complained about hearing that it was all someone else's cock? Each time was a violation of my work and my image. How many scores of times have I had to defend my image from false accusations of crime now? You see how they just want me to die of their criminal abuse? Oh, I'm a just a thief now? What happened to being a car thief? What happened to being a song thief? Did you know that it's against the law for you to tarnish my image? Why do you call me a thief and let people like 'Janis' rob my music? Why do you call me a thief and let people like your 'Blondie Hateful' steal my music? Why do you call me a thief and let Nickleback and the Crystalids and Roxanna steal my songs? Why do you call me a thief and let those monsters on TV steal all my blogs? Is it because you think nothing will happen to you for it? I have long arms and I don't need the TV to agree with me to have my way with you. Maybe we need to make a public example of you on the web. Gee, I guess it's time for me to defend my fucking reputation again instead of being able to practice my music. I am basically honest. First off, why do they need to call me a thief so bad? That's really obvious. What 'dirt' did they try to dig up on me? Did I include my job at Westone Distribution in my resume? That was the one I got from a friend in my web design class. It was a warehouse that sold tobacco accessories and glass vases with glass stems in them. I got off on the wrong foot with their supervisor because she was Jewish and I had just seen the movie the Empty Mirror about Hitler and she thought that made me a Nazi. (She was a stupid Jewish person.) She just didn't like the way I looked, typical snob, and decided to get me fired. She told me the staff were allowed to help themselves to the products. I decided to take home a vase. Then she got me fired for 'stealing'. Is that the fucking crime I'm being accused of now after a Dateline NBC host went to prison for lying about me on the public airwaves? Grab the liars and force them to clean up their filthy mess of lies. And I hope that Westone supervisor is in Hell now.
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When FOX News and Jon Stewart Unite

THIS IS NOT COMEDY Yesterday, while I was trying to listen to my songs, I heard someone say that it's all his cock again. So I gather that another fraud show has been kicked off the air and this person wants you to think that it's not because of my online efforts so that you will think it's acceptable to steal my work and/or contradict my truth. They don't want me to be successful with my own songs, they want another Crystalids now. Let me tell you how you can silence these people who you can thank for all the lying, cheating fraud you've been getting from your broadcasters in the last twenty years. The hinge that attaches the jawbone to the skull is very delicate and easy to snap. Don't use a closed fist. You catch the person on the side of their chin with your open palm. Put your elbow into it and I assure you that they won't be opening their mouths for a long time. It's the only way to shut them up. I plan to be successful with my music and so I don't care if I look bad in my comedy videos. Looking bad helps comedy videos. And musicians are not exactly necessarily very good looking. Some of them are ugly - unless you believe in FOX News. Speaking of FOX News, do they recall when I first shared my video The Lunar Triangle on YouTube? Why did they want you all to think that was Jon Stewart instead of me? You people think the networks are against each other when they are all conspiring against you to lie to you and cheat you. So FOX News, you supported Jon Stewart with the videos and blogs he stole from me because you like to lie to your viewers about who knows how to humiliate you the best. You know why people liked my work when I first shared it, FOX News and CBC? Because I have a personality. That's my personality that you carved up and handed out to all your corrupt stars. You even had Jon Stewart mimicking my accent. FOX News and CBC, how much money would I make right now if I could charge all your viewers for coming to this account and reading this post? How much more money would my Insidious make compared to Nickleback's song? How much more money would Nonchalant make compared to the Rolling Stones' Brown Sugar? You're a corporation, right? Don't you like money? How much money would I make from sitting down and authoring another epic poem, like my Octiverse which you handed over to corrupt stars to tear to pieces with their TV shows? Oh, but it would be clean money, right? And you apparently prefer to make dirty, filthy crime money from committing greasy fraud and insulting the intelligence of all my millions of readers. You want them to think I have the problem. Whatever problem I have, at least I didn't have to go to prison like your stars and news hosts. Rock radio stations, have you seen my 2016 video post Positively Electric? Remember when I first shared it back in 2007? Remember how I mocked the cellphone users in that 2007 video? Did you see how I gasped just before I went into that bit, as though something grabbed me by the brain and forced me down my previous intellectual path as I was shooting? What are you doing to my brain with your foul crimes? Why did I have to post this video again? Did someone steal it? And have you seen my re-posted video Corporate Punishment? Remember how I talked about what a negligent fucker your employer must be to leave you poisonous trolls in charge of the broadcast transmitter while he goes out to get his big, silly smile? Did someone think I said that for a laugh? I'll include it at the top of this post with an extra heading so there is no more confusion about it. And I want the prick who stole it flayed alive. And I hope I can get anyone who was in on this crime fired before I take over my job that no one else knows how to do without breaking the law. Which shows got cancelled? Saturday Night Live? I'm still going to sue everyone. They don't have to be on TV to answer for their crimes.
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The Mounting Count

I probably still need to make a couple dozen more of those talking videos to catch up with what I had in my old jreamer account on YouTube back in 2007. Seeing myself in those again has added yet more detail to my memory from that year. I recall browsing YouTube and seeing my videos being acted out by strange faces and complaining about it like I did in my In My Own Words video. Someone, a woman, I think, plagiarized my story about my bed catching on fire and putting it out with a shower massage when I first shared it. (That story was clearly fabricated for comedy so I fail to see how it could offend any ambulance drivers.) Out of all the videos I've made of myself in the last few weeks, the only possibly new one - to others - is my last one about being a test subject. I might not have felt secure enough to share that back in 2007 because I was still new. That's the kind of joke you can only get away with once people have gotten to know you. Now I recall being frustrated by not being able to see my real views on YouTube so that I would know I wasn't crazy. And I checked out some of the music columns and they were bashing the hell out of art rock music and any band I'd said I liked. It wasn't long before I erased my account and my songs took over the rock radio with twenty different bands playing them. I improvised my videos to show my readers how I produce the content for my blogs and then the ones who stole my blogs started stealing my videos. Here I am, working off the top of my head, and people think it's contrived. I'm being myself and people think I'm trying to be Jon Stewart. Why don't you track down how I wrote about FOX News in my 2010 statement the Republic of Who? I think that's actually a rewritten statement from 2007. I've been mocking FOX News by myself for a very long time. And now I think they and their media buddies are a really dirty bunch of crooks. Who won the election? I was thinking about those real estate grabs that were so big when those fraud bands were playing on the radio and those fraud stars were on TV and in the movies, all with work they stole from me. And isn't that Trump's background? Real estate? I wrote all my initial one thousand complaints of copyright violations under President George W. Bush. That was five terms ago now. These broadcasting snobs would have treated any one of us the same way I was treated. All they want you to do is love people who commit crimes with my beautiful work. And they want you to hate my guts for making you feel good. I can't believe they're allowed to stay in business when they are so damn destructive. Pay special heed to the videos I mention in the above post. TV shows from FOX, Comedy Central, HBO, and NBC all had DVD box sets of their crimes on the shelves as late as 2013. If you see any show performing my blogs, it is fraud. If you see anyone else with my video content, it is fraud.
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