Don't Be Fooled

I don't feel like hitchhiking home just yet. Might as well stay where I am and get some good clean mountain air. Have you ever wondered about science fiction? Why do we have this genre? Is it just to fill the imaginations of nerdy children or does it have another more sinister purpose, such as passing off existing technologies as science fiction in order to keep them secret for our government or military? If they are using science fiction to hide the truth, maybe that episode about Spock's brain is about a real computer. They're using something to help them make the big decisions, I just know it. It's too hard to keep track of everything when you're working for hundreds of millions of voters. But they always seem to stay on top of it. People who build computers know that the circuits on their own are lifeless, without the capacity for good coordinated independent thought, such as what we would want from a thinking machine. A computer would need to interface with a human brain to make the most of its processing power and those technicians knew it from the beginning. So that's what they went ahead and built without telling us. And it can predict the future. They must have used the brain of a Gypsy. I bet they came up with it in the 1940's. And they've had this contraption for decades and they have been making improvements on it since then all the way to the present. God knows what it's capable of now. Then I come along and blow the whistle on them and all they have to do is point to Star Trek and call me crazy. Oh yeah. Nice setup. Well I've seen every episode of that show and they're not fooling me with that anymore. I damn well believe in astrology too. Those alien pyramids aren't pointing to the stars for nothing. Do the scientists say it's nonsense? What are they trying to hide? Listen up, whoever you are out there, I'm onto you, okay? And I've seen every episode of Star Trek about fifty times and now they're finally starting to make sense. You haven't heard the last from me about this.
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