The Hasslers

In a land where it is thought to be better to let twelve guilty men go free than to hang one innocent man, the victims of the twelve guilty men pay for everything. But if you're one of those crooks, don't get feeling too good about being back on the streets. Maybe you're in for a hassle. (A street corner. A suspicious looking man purchases a newspaper from a vending machine when he is confronted by a gang in white t-shirts.) Gang Leader: What do you think you're doing? Man: Buying a newspaper. Gang Leader: Oh, buying a newspaper! Did you hear that? He's buying a newspaper! Gang: (in supportive mockery) Buying a newspaper, buying a newspaper... Man: Yeah. Gang Leader: And why do you need that? Did you do something to get in the news? Gang Member: I'm surprised he knows how to read. Man: I wanted to catch the football scores. Gang leader: Football scores! Did you hear that? He wanted to catch the football scores. Gang: (Poking the man in the chest) Football scores, football scores... Man: Ow! Hey what is this? Who are you guys? Gang Leader: Maybe we're the guys who don't like to see dirty tax evaders out on the street buying newspapers. Man: How did you know that? Are you with the IRS? Gang Leader: Enough talk! Time for a nice game of dodgeball - with you as the ball! (They surround the man and start shoving him back and forth between them.) Man: Stop! You're making me dizzy! Stop, I say! (His protests are met with derisive laughter.) Justice makes a comeback with the righteous vigilantism of the Hasslers.
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