Failsafe Hand Glue

(A dinner table. A man is requested to pass the salad. He picks up the salad dish securely then sends its contents flying with an exaggerated, spastic gesture.) As the world grows ever more complicated, it's getting harder and harder to hold onto things. That's why we invented Failsafe. This two-way adhesive strip fits neatly in your palms and bonds to anything you put your hands on, ensuring the integrity of your grip for up to twenty-four hours. (A war zone. Soldiers attempt to overrun a machine gun position.) Lieutenant: Private Hamhand, deploy your hand grenade. Hamhand: Yes, sir. (The grenade sticks to his hand.) It won't let go, sir. Err on the side of caution with Failsafe Adhesive Strips.
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