Five Week Blues

My next video log will be the last one for a while. It is over twenty minutes in length and I want you to watch it from start to finish. In it I spoke of the American dream much in the same way I spoke of it in 2007. Who plagiarized it since then? We'll soon know. I posted a number of vlogs that year to articulate my position as a badly violated author. And I recall either vlogging or blogging the comment that if the weapons/entertainment industry stumbled on a goose that laid golden eggs, it would shoot the goose in the head and take its egg. Who plagiarized it since then? Anyway, that's how sensible these right-wing businessmen are. I doubt they could have gotten rich without committing some kind of crime. And are you all busy making money out there? Well, you better be. Making money is important. Believe me, life is shitty without money. Life stinks when you never have any money and you can't have sex because the women have all been corralled by a giant corporate predator. I'm so fucking depressed after this five week wait for my cheque that I bet I have enough music for a blues-metal opera. Speaking of predators, I wouldn't have suffered any pit bull attack in Toronto because they banned pit bulls there after I reported being attacked here in Vancouver back in early 2008. And Dick Cheney's money is like a big, aggressive pit bull from where I'm limping. He must spend a fortune on public relations to be able to stand up in a public place without being machine gunned. I'll have to go the sandwich line again today. Tomorrow is cheque day, but I will probably have to stand in line again because I need to save my food money to be able to pay a lawyer to get me out of this hole I was thrown in by this evil business that everyone trusts. I used to love children and dogs, but now I don't like children that much - except the really small ones - and I fear dogs. I really do fear dogs now. I discuss that in my video. And as for children, I've taken so much hate from them that I distrust them before I smile for them. And this cookie hate may well be coming from that fucking song they play the shit out of here, the one that popped up shortly after I first posted my fig newton video in 2007. What a great way to program all the children in the schoolyard to hate my guts. They sure know how to earn their money. [3:25pm:] I went home from the soup line and thought about a few things I heard said by the people chatting in front of me. I think their conversation might have turned to events around my life since they both recognized me immediately. So, did you all hear about that venue that got closed? And the guy in front of me liked that band. Oh, what kind of music did they play, CFOX? Did you know, CBC? And did you ruin my fifth summer in a row to try to impress your informational dependents with this great new talent? But the venue is closed now. And what happened to the band? Are they off enjoying a world tour like you wanted them? Is this Janis's band - the one with a million and a half views? Or is it Blondie Hateful's band? Or is it Roxanna's noisy friends? Anyone but me, right. Hey, CFOX and CBC, did you hear about how they were surprised to find out I had 'a cock'? After I got all those shows cancelled and got big stars thrown into prison in 2013 and 2014, why were they surprised? Did someone tell them I was bullshitting when I was warning them against going to prison for stealing my work? You like to tell everyone lies like that, eh? You know how to earn your corporate paycheques. That sure is an awesome song I re-recorded. Why do you need to humiliate me with my most awesome creations? Are you psychotic? And think how much money we could have made from my music in the last nine years if you snobs in the media weren't so united against truth and talent - and GOD ALMIGHTY! God is with me and God performs miracles. The miracles He has in mind for me are not going to work out very well for you. It was your own choice. And to that guy who liked that band, people like you are giving this town a bad reputation. It is also to avoid ever playing my songs for people like you that I will refuse to perform my music until I leave this city. Now to do something that my enemies never do: play fair. I should have been more fair about criticizing Trump for his likely knowledge of the crimes with my work. In fact, Hillary may have noticed in the text above Part III post of my Heavenly Escapade poem (the Women) that I supported her bid for leadership of the Democratic Party in 2007. The comment I have now is astonishingly similar, with respect to her bid for national leadership. I don't think either of these politicians give a shit about me, but I think Hillary is a little more innocent than Trump. I'll post my video log on YouTube tomorrow.
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