The Elephant Is Not Forgotten

I made a horrible mistake today. I was cutting corners on my battlements in my poetry illustration and I got blood on my obelisk. And you know what they say, once you get blood on your obelisk, it never comes out. And it's true. You can dab and dab with the powder ball tool in Photoshop and that spot just won't come out. How will I ever forgive myself? Perhaps on the grounds that it is a weapon of war. It sounds like we got something straightened out recently about who drew those drawings that got stolen from me in 2007. They're mine. I probably used a ballpoint pen to do some of them. It let's you be more accurate, in a scratchy kind of way, but it's not as good for animations as the pilot fineliner I'm using now. About that wonder weapon, I should explain some of it. That booth at the bottom is for the operator. It is depicted locked in the safety position. If it were deployed, it's telescopic base would lift it up to increase its range. It would then be aimed downward to its target. And did I paint it weird? Oh, what colour are you supposed to paint a Babylonian lazar slingshot? Did I do it wrong? Should I have used more bronze? It's worth noting that the people of this ancient civilization developed a lazar gun before they had cars. Maybe their scientists withheld motors for environmental concerns. This latest drawing is more or less the same quality as the last one I posted for the same purpose in 2007. It should be clear that my drawings belong nowhere more than in my poems.
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