Remember This Drawing?

Time to anchor down my scripts with another statement. I'm repeating my editing process here. How do you like my new old sketch? I took another photo of myself in a tighter shirt and shaved for Aurora. I figured I'd need to beautify her boyfriend now that she's looking so good with her makeover. For some reason, when I draw myself my face comes out like Michael Landon or Randolf Mantooth. I guess it's because I need to make the eyes a little bigger in small drawings or you can't see them. I guess I look okay from a distance with my broad shoulders and long legs. But those bitches who've been screwing with my artwork all these years want everyone to be repulsed by me. Do you have them incarcerated? Hard to believe you let people like that run around loose when they cause so much destruction with their malice. And they really must think people are stupid to think that anyone but them would want to hold up my picture with an improvement on it as though to claim the improvement for themselves. People who like to draw like to do their own work. They don't care about my work. They wouldn't want to waste the effort on such a hateful exercise. But what do these pricks know about effort? They think hard work's for losers. I'll replace my Chapter One illustration for the Heavenly Escapade poem with the above character when it's finished. But you can see how I draw my cartoons. I always start with a pencil. I know about the last three scripts being stolen by the TV. I'm tired of backdating my copyright, so I'm just leaving them as current posts. [Dec 2016: Added 2007's date to copyright notices for these sketches.]
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